Banjo Jokes

How can you tell if there's a banjo player at your door? They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don't know when to come in.

How is playing the banjo a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded? You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a banjo player's car? Remove the Domino's Pizza sign from the roof.

Why are all those banjo jokes so simple? That's so fiddle players can understand them too...

What the difference between a Bluegrass musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a banjo picker in a suit? The defendent.

(If you have a banjo joke you would like to share please email it to me at angiesumpter@aol.com)

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